One day I’m going to go out on a walk with Scotti and Diego. We’re going to run and jump and dance. And one of us will be singing along very loudly to her Taylor Swift/Beyonce/Disney Princess playlist, and a very attractive man is going to happen upon us.
And he will fall in love.
And Diego won’t try to bite him. Because he will realize, this man is definitely not a threat. Although those squirrels definitely are.
PS, that day was not yesterday.