Another week of Tinder tapping and still no true love. Sigh. I mixed things up and widened my age preferences to 25-40. Super big gap, but hey, why not? Hopefully a wider age range means someone might finally make a move. Who knew it was so hard to ask a girl to dinner?
I need to know if Beyonce ever asked a Jay-Z out on a date.
And how long one is allowed to look for love on the internet before giving up on Iowa boys for forever.
Last week held two Tinder dates. And I was bored out of my skull at both of them. Have you ever sat in a tractor and listened to a boy talk about his herd of cattle? Don’t do it. Have you ever sit in a booth at your local watering hole and listened to a boy talk about how his high school just won a football state championship? And then give a play by play. Don’t do it. I’m seriously going bonkers over here.
If things continue at this pace, I’ll be going to the Nutcracker alone.